Interview Nein (9) – The Library Bar with Nick. N High Street, Columbus, Ohio, OSU Campus Area.
The Library Bar (Columbus Ohio, Campus) is a juxtaposition of name and place, where anyone and everyone is welcome. Initially the name evokes feelings of tranquility and sounds like a coffee shop. Yet, the experience couldn’t be further from the thought. Filled with a sea of smiling faces, and graffiti decorated walls this place is nothing to scoff at.
Placed on OSU’s campus this bar is sandwiched between a sports bar and other divey establishments. Similar to its scenery the establishment attracts an eclectically cool crowd. Therefore, while reading the writing on the walls and conversing with friends
Above: The random graffiti on the wall in The Library Bar was kind of interesting and added to the “college charm” of the place – Daclaud
I decided to ask a friendly bartender named Nick for a random interview. Please read the disclaimer as these are “spoof” questions and should be no way taken seriously These were his awesomely random responses:
Tera: What’s one of the weirdest things you’ve seen here?
Nick: Smoking…inside the building
T: Any sex in the bathroom?
N: Not Yet.
T: Your life is an existing Sitcom. Which one is it?
N: Breaking Bad.
LV: (Hands Nick his camera): I want you to take a picture of the most random thing in this bar and we’ll post it on our website.
T: Let’s say you just acquired the Mutant Power of Glittery Skin. Who do you save?
N: Julian Assange
T: If you could direct a porno what would you call it?
N: My Interesting Friday Night Adventure
T: Let’s say that you could star in it and it featured a comic book character. Who would it be and why?
N: The Incredible Hulk…because I like a challenge
T: This time imagine it’s a midget porno. What’s the name?
N: Little People, Big Parts.
T: Nice. Let’s play a game of Mary, Fuck, or Kill. Your options are Shrek, Drake, and Putin.
N: I would Kill Shrek, Fuck Drake, and Marry Putin.
T: Dennis Rodman, Lady Gaga, and Batman.
N: Fuck Dennis Rodman, Kill Lady Gaga, and Marry Batman
T: Last Round…Hancock, Al Pacino, and Professor X (from X Men).
N: Kill Hancock (I don’t know who Hancock is, so I have to kill him), Fuck Al Pacino, and Marry Professor X.
DL: Thank you Nick, that was completely awesome!